The Wafflings of Nullh

Bless you cart GIFs, bless you.

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:54:03 +0000

Bless you cart GIFs, bless you.

Japanese Fart Scrolls

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 09:50:04 +0000

Japanese Fart Scrolls:

Turns out folks have been giggling about poots for donkey’s years.

Yus.

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 10:25:00 +0000

Yus.

Yay for Valentines cards! How super is this, huh? HUH? Love you...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 23:29:04 +0000

Yay for Valentines cards! How super is this, huh? HUH?

Love you honey bunny! XD

Protip: Beat hallmark holidays by making them picture-I-made-myself-in-my-o/s-default-graphics-package holidays!

Why Do Cats Purr?

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 23:22:43 +0000

laughingsquid:

Why Do Cats Purr?

Trufax!

laughingsquid: Tree of Life by Heather Watts Envy. This is...

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 20:25:37 +0000

laughingsquid:

Tree of Life by Heather Watts

Envy. This is pretty ace.

beatonna: Chris Brown is performing at the Grammy Awards and...

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 20:23:05 +0000

beatonna:

Chris Brown is performing at the Grammy Awards and it’s a big fuss! I had to remind myself why so I went and looked up this old newspaper from 2009.

Too late to start #chrisbrownisawanker?

A Voice For Men (Who are assholes)

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:12:00 +0000

Did you know I found a website yesterday that has plans for making a dirty bomb? It’s all there, how to create a fuze, how to procure the fissile material, how to assemble and deploy it. All on a seemingly inncouous website.

So I did some digging, and it turns out three of the four regular authors on the site have been arrested for conspiring to commit acts of terrorism.

You want to know the name of this site?

A Voice For Men

Did you visit it? Sounds unreal right? Well it is. I made it all up. None of the above is true whatsoever. Not even a bit of it. So why am I writing this? Well I want you to have a look at this article from that site. Read it all the way to the end.

Did you read it? Feeling a bit sick and annoyed? The way it builds up an article made to make people angry then hits you with:

All this should be considered, however, with the caveat that the Romeo study found no results whatsoever as presented in paragraphs 1 and 2 of this article, and the fact that the Kale & Weiser and Fisk studies are not extant. These items, indeed this entire article, are illustrative examples of what Murray Straus identified as “Evidence by Citation” and other forms of academic fraud in widespread and unchallenged use by feminist ideologues. They were presented here as an example of their destructive use.

No. Just no. That’s not how things work, buddy. You can’t make ‘feminists’ angry with your shite then put ‘lulz, not really!’ at the end. That’s what school children do.

I went and had a look at their mission statement too.

Yup. terrible, horrid people.

Fuck off A Voice for Men. You’re a bunch of wankers, and you’re certainly not a voice for me.

therareandferociousswamprabbit: ***Caution: Redundant thing...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:50:23 +0000

therareandferociousswamprabbit:

***Caution: Redundant thing that someone else has said better dozens of times.***

I’m a HUGE fan of free speech. I love the words cunt, thundercunt, cockgobbler, fingerbanged, hand-whammy, ect. I love being able to learn and talk about trans-rights, the evolution of feminism, gender theory, taxidermy (it’s an art, not just a job or craft), music, animals and design. I also LOVE film. Especially horror, which can truly test the limits of free speech when it comes to women (and men) being victimized both psychologically and physically.

I try never to make jokes at the expense of others, especially never in a public forum, thought sometimes I fail. I make rape jokes, but not about the victims, their rights, or their value as human beings. When I was 15, the first time I had sex was with my boyfriend and it was not consentual. I say this not to say that this gives me the right to make these jokes, but because humour is a powerful means of coping and people deal with their traumas in their own way.

I’ve learned (the hard way, time and time again) that if you want to make these jokes and talk freely about your opinions you can’t assume people understand your meaning or where you’re coming from. And if you hurt someone, you take responsibility. You don’t have to change your opinion, admit that you were wrong, you just acknowledge why the other person is allowed to feel how they do and that you didn’t mean to be hurtful.

If you’re a widely-read publication that has already promoted a culture where you’ve stated that no man should ever have to apologize for anything or make any attempts at seeing members of the opposite gender as humans, should your responsibility be greater than the that of an individual when you done wrong? Yes. (See Spiderman for further details about the importance of power v. responsibility.) Uni Lad writes to young men about what they should ideally be and and how women should change in order to satisfy those ideals.

So if you’re not willing to die for your right to say that it’s okay to exploit and victimize, and that the victims should be blamed for their assaults, rapes, and murders, maybe a simple “sorry” doesn’t cut it. Maybe you need to tell your readers that your publication can print whatever it wants, but it shouldn’t have printed what it did because you’re smart enough to know that rape and assault aren’t things that anyone asks for and a pro-rape culture shouldn’t be perpetrated.

And if you can’t do that, I’m comfortable publicly stating that you should be raped for all eternity with large anthropomorphic shaping brushes that enjoy raping.

I completely failed to write anything about this, because it made me feel a bit sick and ashamed. I sat and read some of the other articles on UniLad and they were all near-sociopathic rants featuring acts of the writer’s horrible misogyny. I got me exceedingly angry that this sort of site existed, and the sort of person that wrote it exists.

It wasn’t a joke, either. The whole jokey tone seemed straight from Bullingdon Club, old fashioned idiotic sexism designed to reduce women to nothing more than objects to fuck.

It looks like the site is closed and due to re-open with better editorial standards. I’d suspect they’ll probably clean up their act, and let’s hope the site comes back with a decent message and a re-think of the frankly shocking attitudes it displayed previously. I suspect they won’t have much of a choice, since there will be a lot of eyes on them.

More at HuffPo.

kateordie: oneyearchallenge: I’m cold T_T I love...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:37:39 +0000

kateordie:

oneyearchallenge:

I’m cold T_T

I love oneyearchallenge. I hope the year never ends.

You see, my cat’s one of these is so threadbare and caked with hairs that I might die if I did that.

Hello Mr.!

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:25:05 +0000

This excellently worded email has just popped up in my work inbox. Needless to say it was from an address not mentioned or related to the body text.

Hello Mr.! I know that my letter will a surprising for you. I will try to explain to you. I asked the agency to find a man for a serious relationship. They gave me email address. And so I write. My name is Diana. I am 27 years old. I was born in Poland. But now I live in Sydney. I’m a lawyer in the economic. I work for a big company. I like my job, but I don’t have time for relationship. A little about me: I am very communicative girl. My friends say about me that I talk too much. But I love to speak. I like to read books. Every day I play tennis and golf. I like watching a soccer and snooker. My weight 55 kg. My height 178 cm. My hair color-light brown. My eye color - brown. Now you know a little about me. If you are interested please contact me on my personal mail. Here is my email address - [REDACTED] I’ll have a vacation for a month. And I plan to visit UK. To me interesting to know all about UK. I would love to see your letter and pictures. Please tell me about yourself. I’m curious to know all about you. Have a nice day. Diana

Pretty tempting, huh?

therareandferociousswamprabbit: archiphile: more...

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:17:57 +0000

therareandferociousswamprabbit:

archiphile:

more bedrooms

Dear Null:

I propose we take down all the walls upstairs and build this bed. (Would totes solve the bathroom storage issue.)

Puls I can flick toothpaste at you while you’re in bed. WIN!

superamit: Many of you have asked, so here’s what’s going on...

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:45:18 +0000

superamit:

Many of you have asked, so here’s what’s going on with me.

WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE

8/1979: Born. Grew up in CT, built a killer eraser collection, fell in love with computers.

Left college to start a company. Fell hard. Fled to India for 3 months.

Started 2nd company. Learned to be an adult. Fell in love with NYC.

Moved to SF, discovered burritos & some of my fave people on Earth.

9/2011: Got diagnosed with Leukemia!

Cried. Went through 3 cycles of chemo. Hurt. Thought hard about what I want out of life. Grew up a second time.

TODAY

… After over 100 drives organized by friends, family, and strangers, celebrity call-outs, a bazillion reblogs (7000+!), tweets, and Facebook posts, press, fundraising and international drives organized by tireless friends, and a couple painful false starts, I’ve got a 10/10 matched donor!

You all literally helped save my life. (And the lives of many others.)

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

Tomorrow, I’ll be admitted to Dana Farber in Boston for 4-5 weeks.

First I’ll get a second Hickman line to allow direct access to my heart (for meds and for nutrients if I’m not able to eat). Over the next week, the docs blast my body with a stiff chemo cocktail to try and eradicate all traces of cancer cells. In the process, the immune system I was born with, and my body’s ability to make blood, are destroyed.

Next Friday, I get my donor’s stem cells by IV. I start on immunosuppressants to prevent my body from rejecting them (I’ll be on them for 12-18 months). For these weeks I’ve no immune system, so I’m severely vulnerable to viruses and bacteria. My hospital room and hallway become my world.

Meanwhile, the stem cells make their way to my bone marrow and, with some luck, start producing platelets, red blood cells, and white blood cells. At this point, my blood type changes to the blood type of my donor. And my blood will now have my donor’s DNA, not my own.

This is science fiction stuff. I can hardly believe it’s even possible, and there’s lots of chances for things to go wrong. It’s frightening.

AFTER THE TRANSPLANT

Recovery to a new state of “normal” takes about a year, but there’s a few storm clouds hovering:

My immune system is new, like a baby’s. I’m prone to getting sick.

Just as with any organ transplant, there’s a chance of rejection. Except in this case, it’s my blood that’s the foreign body, and it touches every organ. They call it graft-vs-host-disease and it can cause health issues and organ complications for the rest of my life.

Successful transplant or not, Leukemia can relapse. Stubborn mofo.

Overall, 75% of AML transplant patients survive year one, 50% make it through year five. My odds are a little better since I’m young.

THE GREAT NEWS

I’ve got a long road ahead. But I’ve got a donor & amazing family & friends. A few months ago I didn’t have many options. Today I have a plan.

I am alive. I start tomorrow. Wish me luck!

Thank you.

Welp, I’m a bone marrow donor. How’s about you?

dreamyeyed: (via brea grant) I may just print me a copy of...

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 00:03:52 +0000

dreamyeyed:

(via brea grant)

I may just print me a copy of this.

pleatedjeans: Yay! I’m a chair! via

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 02:35:21 +0000

pleatedjeans:

Yay! I’m a chair! via

BEARS

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 09:20:19 +0000

BEARS

DAMMIT! Being that guy really creeps up on you. (Via

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 22:11:06 +0000

DAMMIT! Being that guy really creeps up on you.

(Via

I haven’t drawn anything in ages. I ninja lifedrew this...

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 23:32:00 +0000

I haven’t drawn anything in ages.

I ninja lifedrew this guy in the library about a month back, then ended up with Take on Me in my head all day.

therareandferociousswamprabbit: Guess what? —- SHARKBUTT!

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 23:26:00 +0000

therareandferociousswamprabbit:

Guess what?

—-

SHARKBUTT!

krokador: queenston: i swear to fuck Uuuh… What. The....

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 12:53:30 +0000

krokador:

queenston:

i swear to fuck

Uuuh… What. The. Fuck.

Uh yeah, seconded.