21 10 / 2011

therareandferociousswamprabbit: The English drink more per capita than any other country. REMEMBER RUSSIA? They still try and pay people with vodka. Also, my special man-friend is English, and he says that they ARE as xenophobic as we think they are! They hate every country on the planet, they just hate their own a little less. Also: ME: So what exactly is the deal with North v. South in England? What are like, the stereotypes? HIM: Fairies in the south, monkeys in the north. ME: (in my head) Fairies are so cool! And I had no idea there were so many monkeys in England! … And that was how I started the Anglo-Canadian war. Remember, it began not with a bang, but a waffle. Belgian, with strawberries and cream.

therareandferociousswamprabbit:

The English drink more per capita than any other country. REMEMBER RUSSIA? They still try and pay people with vodka.

Also, my special man-friend is English, and he says that they ARE as xenophobic as we think they are! They hate every country on the planet, they just hate their own a little less.

Also:

ME: So what exactly is the deal with North v. South in England? What are like, the stereotypes?

HIM: Fairies in the south, monkeys in the north.

ME: (in my head) Fairies are so cool! And I had no idea there were so many monkeys in England!

… And that was how I started the Anglo-Canadian war.

Remember, it began not with a bang, but a waffle.

Belgian, with strawberries and cream.

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