February 2012
11 posts
Feb 22nd
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Japanese Fart Scrolls →
Turns out folks have been giggling about poots for donkey’s years.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 14th
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Why Do Cats Purr?
laughingsquid: Why Do Cats Purr? Trufax!
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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A Voice For Men (Who are assholes)
Did you know I found a website yesterday that has plans for making a dirty bomb? It’s all there, how to create a fuze, how to procure the fissile material, how to assemble and deploy it. All on a seemingly inncouous website. So I did some digging, and it turns out three of the four regular authors on the site have been arrested for conspiring to commit acts of terrorism. You want to...
Feb 6th
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Hello Mr.!
This excellently worded email has just popped up in my work inbox. Needless to say it was from an address not mentioned or related to the body text. Hello Mr.! I know that my letter will a surprising for you. I will try to explain to you. I asked the agency to find a man for a serious relationship. They gave me email address. And so I write. My name is Diana. I am 27 years old. I was born in...
Feb 1st
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January 2012
4 posts
Jan 23rd
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Jan 19th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 4th
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December 2011
4 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 12th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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November 2011
8 posts
Nov 25th
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Nov 10th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 4th
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Nov 3rd
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Nov 2nd
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Nov 2nd
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Nov 2nd
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October 2011
18 posts
askthepiesisters asked: You should draw a Cacodemon from Doom (the original style, floating-red-ball one, not the odd ones from Doom 3)
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Oct 27th
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Top Tip: Never trust a company to sponsor an event... →
Oct 27th
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therareandferociousswamprabbit asked: Are you seriously putting my drawing request on a list? DEMERITS. I can't even express in numbers how many.
Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
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therareandferociousswamprabbit asked: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT HATS? YOU DO NOT WEAR HATS. DRAW ME A ZOMBIE. PREFERABLY ASIAN OR SOUTH AMERICAN.
Oct 25th
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Oct 21st
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NePiDrawMo
You’ve all heard of NaNoWriMo, right? National Novel Writing Month? I’m not doing that. I suck at sticking to a writing schedule. I suck like Miguel Cephalopterous, Greek octopus cowboy (he likes drinking thick milkshakes). Instead what I’m going to do is commit to producing a picture a day during November. No overarching topic, just a picture. It might be a pencil sketch,...
Oct 19th
WTF does not even begin...what is..I...gah... →
Oct 14th
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Oct 13th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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First Art Lesson
I attended my very first art lesson, beyond those taught pre-GCSE, yesterday. Far from being harrowing, I just chatted with my tutor, one Georgia Peskett, about what I wanted to achieve and what I’d been working on so far. One thing I’ve always wanted to able able to do, is produce a decent sketch of the human form. So far I’ve been able to do kinda reasonable facsimiles, but...
Oct 2nd
Oct 2nd
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September 2011
13 posts
Checking Index Fragmentation [CODE WARNING]
I’m constantly peeved by how annoying it is to get the fragmentation of SQL Server indexes with something as obvious as the index names included. There doesn’t seem to be the code out there for this, and I’m sick of having to rewrite JOINS for it every time, so I’m dumping this here, where I’ll find it again. declare @dbid int declare @tableid int — Replace...
Sep 28th
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Sep 21st
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